A lissome femme once asked me, 'the enlightened one', as to what men do when they split, apart from getting bladdered and sulking. Do they talk about it to ‘other males’? Well dear madamoiselle there is a whole lot of things we guys do! I am talking about the majority of the ‘males’ and then there are the effeminate chaps about whom the less the said the better. LOL.
Balls have brains ;)))
In the immediate post-split phase they might get banjaxed if he is a drinker, but then how long can he afford to do it? He definitely wont talk about it to other males simply coz his ego wont permit to so and what if the ‘other male’ gets judgmental and views him as a ‘lesser’ male incapable of protecting his ‘bird’. Remember that males evolved from the hunter and the protector and sustainer of the cave?
He might also think: “What if the ‘other male’ might view this as a chink in the armour and decide to hit on ‘his’ femme. Do you need to be reminded that most males follow the ‘dog in the manger’ policy? LOL.
He never analyses what went wrong in the relationship coz he already ‘knows’ that the blunder is squarely on the femme and he was such a fool to get entangled in that relationship and he rues his misfortune and vows to never to get hitched with ‘that’ sort of femme again. It is an oath ;)) ”An emotional man can lash like a reptile; an emotional femme prefers to ‘talk it out’
He might take up to pumping iron in the gym and fine tune his beyond-the-point-of-no-return-belly or go for a tour of the country to sort things out mentally or he becomes a workaholic and his manager has all praises for this efficient young man;))
If a woman is unhappy in her relationships she cant concentrate on her work, if a man is unhappy at work he cant concentrate on his relationship that is the basics of relationships and work.
The initial phase overcome, our man ‘moves’ (forgive the cliché) on thinking that there are a whole bevy of women waiting in line to meet and court him. Isn’t he a MALE after all, even if he needs to ‘support’ himself with Cialis? He resolves to teach his femme/gf a lesson which she will not forget and make her understand that she isn’t indispensable to him as she otherwise thought. The Bitch!
He will never talk it out or seek professional help coz that undermines his very existence and testy (in short for testosterone) never allows him to do so coz males cant be ‘directed’. Do you now get to know why Moses spent 40yrs wandering in the desert—he refused to ask for directions.
Girls want relationships and co-operation while boys want power and status. While men have side by side friendships based on things and achievement, women have face to face friendships based on emotional sharing. That’s why women’s arguments can be so hurtful--they know more personal details about each other and have more ammo to hurl.
Males usually think they can find a better mate in the future after a split, that they find themselves in the same quandary is another matter! Socio-biology tells us that 80% of all human societies were polygamous, mainly for survival reasons. Some men think monogamy is what furniture is made out of
In polygamous species, unlike the monogamous ones like eagles. Foxes and geese, the males are usually bigger and more colourful, more aggressive and have minimal parenting involvement. The males of polygamous animals mature sexually much later than the femmes of the species so that competitive conflicts are avoided between older males and younger, inexperienced males who are less likely to survive a fight.
Human males fit the specifications of polygamous species (except colourful;)) and it is no wonder that men have a constant battle to stay monogamous. So if a hubby/wife relationship isnt to be broken, great sex plays an important and primordial role. Why don’t femmes take the cue from here ;)))
How to satisfy a woman every time:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savour, massage, fix things, empathise, serenade, compliment, support, feed, soother, tantalize, humour, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, ignore fat bits, cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, anticipate, smooch, nuzzle, forgive, accessorize, entertain, charm, acrry for, oblige, fascinate, attend to, trust, defend, clothe, brag about, sanctify, acknowledge, spoil, embrace, die for, dream, dream of, tease, gratify, squeeze, indulge, idolize, worship
How to satisfy a MAN every time:
Arrive Naked
So, do the things above and keep your man/woman to yourselves and who do you think can do it easier? ;)))))
PS: the ones italicized aren’t original :)
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